Hello, Dave.

Welcome to the Mids room.

Hello, guys.

Ola.

Dave, are you sober or not sober?

Sober.

All right, Dave, welcome to Big Dummy.

Okay, you're taking something big.

What do you have?

Big gums, buck teeth, forehead, or eyebrows?

Well, I've already got the eyebrows going.

So I'm going to go with the forehead.

The forehead.

Are your eyebrows thick enough the people comment on them? When I was younger, yes. Well, yeah, when you're younger, I think all of us when we're younger, we find out the thing about us that's different from everyone else. So you're going to look like Bert from Sesame Street. When I was in junior high, I kind of had a unibrow going. But, yeah. Well, do you still divide that, see? I mean, do you still kind of trim between, so to speak? I would say in my 30s, I was still kind of plucking, but now I'm in my late 40s, and I don't have to do that anymore. Are you married? Are you married? Yes. Okay. Once you get married, you quit all the stuff. Well, when it rains, you get less water in your eyes. That's a good point. Yep, yep.

All right. there's it. Right. Once you get married, you quit all the stuff. Well, when it rains, you get less water in your eyes.

That's a good point. Yep, yep. All right. Do you ever get eyebrow dandruff? Is that a thing? Not really. No, but I do have some little stragglers that kind of stick out and I can see him from the side of my eyes. so I just kind of pluck them out with my fingers,

you know, just because it gets in the way.

You know, that's good.

If I can see him from the side of my eye, so I just kind of pluck them out with my fingers,

you know, just because it gets in the way.

You know, that's good.

If I can see it without looking in the mirror, pluck it.

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