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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week Jackie and Laurie are back in the studio. They talk about the Kurt Metzger controversy. They also talk about comics who date club bookers and agree that if comedians rape anyone, its the audience. Comic of the Week: Debi Gutierrez @debiontheweb Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.7	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:09.1	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:12.5	It's the Jackie and Laurie show,
0:15.4	the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:18.8	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show. It's the Jackie and Laurie show. The Jackie and Laurie show. Ugh. Really. That's how we're starting. This is a, this is a good morning, Lori Kilmartin.
0:33.5	Morning. Yeah. It's 8 a.m. on a Wednesday. On a Wednesday. My day off. On your day off. It's true. Yeah. It's true. You've been going for weeks. So have I.
0:42.8	Yeah. I'm ready to fall over in a heap. But here we are. We're back in the tomb.
0:48.2	This is it. We're back in the cave with Kyle.
0:50.2	Back in the tomb with Kyle. Kyle is for lovers, you guys. That was the hashtag I tried to start.
0:56.4	We did miss you, Kyle.
0:58.0	I missed you guys too.
0:59.0	Yeah.
0:59.6	We were in New York forever.
1:02.2	It was just a week, but it felt like forever.
1:04.5	It did, because this is what I realized, and this is going to sound judgmental,
1:09.4	Laura Gilmartin, because it is.
1:10.8	Yeah. The three, four sets a night you do are kickers. And this is going to sound judgmental, Larry Kilmartin, because it is.
1:10.9	Yeah.
1:13.1	The three, four sets a night you do.
1:13.6	Yeah.
1:19.1	Are cakewalk compared to me crawling around Queens and Brooklyn and back to Manhattan.
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