The Michael Berry show

Dennis you're on the Michael Berry show

Hey mr Berry this is Dennis I called a few months ago about how I was I had a breakup and that song you were playing was getting me through it.

And so I get to Dayton, and this last week,

I have this girl that I'm talking to,

she's telling me that her daughter's having a high-risk pregnancy.

I haven't got to meet the girl yet.

And so I go to help her daughter,

long story short, I go to help her daughter clean her house up and get ready. I go there,

there's probably five days worth of work. I get through one night. Next thing I know her mom's like, oh, my daughter's going into labor. Can you call her? I call her. She gets me to go to the hospital with her daughter. Still haven't met this chick next thing I know I'm in the room

while they're doing the C section I'm the first person to hold this baby and I don't even know this girl

how did that happen?

Well, I just, I'm a nice guy and I just kept on saying, yes, it was like the movie, yes man, with Jim Carrey. Are you still with it?

I got her daughter.

No, last night it all blew up an epic proportion

because like my brother, it's a small world.

My brother's it's a small world, my brother's stepdaughter is the girl, is the guy that she was

dady's baby mama.

So somehow wires got crossed, she flipped out, she like thought I went and told everybody like we were dating and stuff and I definitely did and I only met the girl once and I had put a post on Facebook that I had done all this because her daughter told me I could and I thought it was cool that I got to hold a baby for the first time for anybody, you know?

And yeah, it just all about Blue Night of Proportion last night.

So long story, sure, I did all this for nothing, but it wasn't experienced.

So it's over?

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