You Can't Stop a Sailboat

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Sxm, Kids & Family, After Mash, Morning Mash Up, Parenting, Volume

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, they dive into childhood memories, vitamins, and whether you’re a pumpkin carver or painter. Nicole’s stressed about Matt and Keegan going MIA, 6–7 has hit the Davis house, and Rich compares homes to p*rn. They swap Vegas stories, talk haunted hotels, and get into Halloween movie traditions. Plus—future careers for the kids, when they should finally move out, Parker drops a camp story, and yes, Kim’s Skims bush comes up. Tune in for the laughs, chaos, and oversharing you’ve come to expect!

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0:00.0	rise and shine and give God your glory. That's how my mom used to wake me up. Your mom used to wake you up. No, I think she was just like, Richie, come on. Have your fruit loops and get your backpack. I don't know. Oh, my God. Well, this is your warning. Maybe you want to sing your kids out of the room because this is not for them this podcast.
0:21.2	It's inappropriate for kids.
0:23.4	So get them out of the room.
0:24.6	You have been warned.
0:27.4	What's your name?
0:29.7	Ellen.
0:30.7	Cool mind.
0:31.6	Daddy.
0:32.1	Ah ha.
0:34.2	Daddy.
0:34.7	Daddy.
0:35.7	Ah!
0:36.1	Yeah.
0:36.3	Ha!
0:36.9	Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah. She's got the fucking bitches. Oh, my. Oh, Oh, Oh,
0:38.3	Jesus
0:40.3	fucking bitch!
0:41.3	Oh,
0:43.3	buddy,
0:44.3	Oh, what, old pal. I don't know how you wake up every morning early for your morning matchup. What kind of thing is that to say? You did it for many, many years. You do know how because you've done it. A decade of my life, I know, but I... You did it. Oh, my God. You did it. You did it. What a big boy. You said in our little intro warning that your mom would wake you up with a song.
1:14.9	Yeah. You did it. What a big boy. You said in our little intro warning that your mom would wake you up with a song.
1:14.8	Yeah.
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