You can’t go home again: Chaos at West Ham, Jose Mourinho blunts Liverpool and Newcastle gain momentum
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2018
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Another chaotic week at West Ham as they took on both Burnley and themselves, Man United did some very interesting things to Jurgen Klopp’s face and Marcus continues to fill the England plane to the point where aviation laws are surely being recklessly disregarded.
On top of that there’s a long time mystery solved for Steve Cotterill, some dear listeners receive a warm welcome to Villa Park and Aleksandar Mitrovic continues his war on Pete’s heart.
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Further reading:
West Ham’s stewarding issues:
Jose Mourinho isn’t even bothered about beating Liverpool and if he is then how come he isn’t:
Newcastle find their rhythm:
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:10.0 | Everybody says say something so we bloody well will ladies and gentlemen welcome to the football |
| 0:13.8 | Rebel by names Marcus Speller and Luke Morse here. |
| 0:16.3 | All right Jim Campbell's here. |
| 0:17.8 | Hello. |
| 0:18.5 | And the man who's always looking for something he can't have it's Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:22.1 | I will have it. |
| 0:22.9 | Music |
| 0:51.9 | Hello everybody. |
| 0:52.9 | Good to have you here. |
| 0:54.4 | Lovely. |
| 0:55.4 | Lovely. |
| 0:56.4 | Nice to be here my good. |
| 0:57.4 | Indeed. |
| 0:58.4 | Although sad news Ken Dodd. |
| 0:59.4 | Yes very sad. |
| 1:00.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:01.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.4 | 90 it's no age. |
| 1:03.4 | I'm a diddy man. |
| 1:04.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:05.4 | You were a big fan of Ken Dodd about what was I peeing on. |
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