You Can Regrow Your Foreskin Now | The Official Podcast

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4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Get 20% off HelixSleep mattresses site wide: go to https://www.helixsleep.com/official Get up to an extra four months of ExpressVPN for free: go to https://www.expressvpn.com/official WATCH SMUTROT NOW: https://youtu.be/xkYT-mQVxZg Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man-friends gather to talk about circumcision... again. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 484: Recorded 08/04/26 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: Go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Timestamps: [00:00:00] Intro [00:01:50] Pokémon Go tournament controversy [00:11:51] Pokemon card machine scalpers suck [00:30:17] More Pokémon fight videos [00:36:40] Male G-spot discussion [00:39:15] Foreskin restoration exists (finally!) [00:53:08] Circumcision jokes and comic talk [01:04:08] Wrap --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon, & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm You know,
0:03.0	I'm going to Okay, hello.
0:32.9	Hello.
0:34.1	Hello.
0:34.2	So at it.
0:37.3	Go on. Yes. We said last week we're not doing any intros anymore. You say that every week. We always do an intro. It's tradition. I don't want to. I don't feel like it. Kaya, what have we got today? Welcome to the Big Boy podcast. Everyone ate too much. I don't know who's Kaya. How are they going to know? Yeah. Kaya, is that one. Andrew's the other one. I'm Jackson. Kaya, what do we got? I guess I'm Kaya this week. All right. You're Andrew this time, Andrew. You're Kaya every week. That's how it works.
1:12.1	You've never not been Chaya.
1:15.0	What about the listeners who hop in on episode?
1:16.1	What are we on?
1:18.4	Fucking 492.
1:21.5	We took episode numbers.
1:23.2	Don't even mention episode numbers anymore.
1:24.6	We took that out of everything.
1:26.7	There's no episode numbers in the titles anymore.
1:27.1	Yeah. Because no one is hopping in at episode 492. It's stupid. You don't know that. Oh, yeah, true. Actually. What if that's the one? We're not hitting the enormous audience of people that hop in at episode 492. I forgot. My bad. Yeah. You fucked up. Hey guys, welcome to episode 492, if that is actually the episode number.
1:49.0	What episode is this? I don't remember.
1:51.0	What cares? What are you? Jackson.
1:55.0	Um, okay. Well, we have two Pokemon topics
2:01.3	You posted both of them
2:02.5	Did you want to mention those?
2:04.7	Did I post both of them?
2:06.9	I don't think so
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