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What's up, everyone, it's the official podcast.

I'm in a hotel room.

That's why my surroundings look different.

Don't be afraid. I'm on a little

trip. I haven't been evicted by my loving spouse. That sounds like cope. Yeah, that sounds like

cope, actually. Yeah, why did you even say that? No one was asking that. But you just brought

it up on prompt. Go fund me for my new, for my new life, please. Someone help me out. And also important show announcement. Kaya does not fuck donkeys. Just, just we need to put that out there, just in case. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. You got to qualify everything with yet. Absolutely everything. Exactly right.

No, I've been on the road doing stuff, so I'm shooting out of a little hotel room.

So that's why the sound quality is bad.

If it is bad, that's why I prefaced this.

Just in case anyone was wondering.

Andrew, though, he's still in his office, so there's no excuse for why he

sounds bad. That's just Andrew. And Kyra is comatose over there, falling asleep at the wheel.

I am. So that's the official podcast. All right. That's the end of the show. Thank you so much.

We'll see you next time. Welcome, everyone, to the official podcast. What have we got to talk about this way, guys?

We have some good news. Johnny Somali was just sentenced in South Korea, apparently.

Everybody's very excited about this.

Have you heard of this, Andrew?

So I know what, like, I know of the incident we're talking about where he basically was a scumbag tourist. Like, he would do really no, no stuff in different countries that people hated. And then eventually South Korea said, no, we're not fucking around. And they arrested him for it. That's, that's the gist that I have. That's everything I got. If you wanted to give details. He did it all across Southeast Asia, right? Yeah, he did it like everywhere. Yeah. I don't know if he was fucked around in China. I really doubt he did. Otherwise, he would have probably been in jail a lot quicker. Did he do it? Was it him or someone else who did it in Singapore? And Singapore immediately was like, nah, you're done, kiddo. Because Singapore does not fuck around even more than South Korea does. Yeah, weirdly enough, I feel like Japan. Japan is like one of the only lenient ones towards these kinds of guys where they'll have an issue with it, but they just support me probably. Well, Japanese culture is seething internally instead of externally. Like China and Singapore and whatever, they're like, no, no, no, you go to jail now.

Whereas Japan is like, oh, please, please don't do that.

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