What's up, Fungal Associates? Welcome to Completely Arbiterary. It's a podcast about

trees and other related topics. I'm one of your hosts, or hosts. My name is Alex

Croson. Did you forget the tea in hosts? Yes, I said hosts. Yeah, hosts. Nice. I'm the

other host, Casey Clap. Wow. Good to see you, everyone. Hello, everybody. We're watching

you. Yeah, we are. We can see every one of you. Casey and I are kind of like Santa Claus

in that way. Yeah. In a few other ways. Yeah, a few other ways. We are. Yeah. Thank you

for making sure that everyone knew that, Alex. We're both jolly. We're both quite enamored

by candy. Yes. Is that part of his lore that he loves candy? I feel like it, isn't it?

Might be thinking of the Easter Bunny. Maybe, yeah, that's true. I get them confused often.

Or are they the same person? Oh, my God. Now, that's a conspiracy waiting to happen of all

the conspiracies we're going to be talking about today. That's my favorite. I love a conspiracy

that nobody cares about. Yeah, exactly. Oh, man, Alex, you're going to love this episode.

It's like top three or like 9-11 JFK assassination in our Santa and the Easter Bunny person.

Well, the Easter Bunny is the same person. I don't know. Casey. Alex Croson, good day. How

you doing? I'm doing really well. I'm doing, I'm excited. I'm excited for today. Yes,

me too, man. Yeah, this is this is good. Everything's everything's really good. Feeling really

good. Great. Me too. How about you? How's it going to ask? Yeah. Nice shirt. Hey, thank

you. I'm, I'm donning my, my completely arbitrary t-shirt. You can get your own at

co arbitrary pod dot com slash merch. If you can't handle looking so good, I guess don't

go. Yeah. You know, if you think you got the chops, what do you want to look dumb? Come

to our store. No, opposite. Oh, geez, don't come to our store. Casey, I'm also excited

for today. Should we should we let the people know what's happening today? Yeah, we're

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