You can either remove your laugh reaction from my post or I will get racist on your ass
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2022
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
This week, one Facebook user plays hardball on her Roomates wanted ad,
A Sandwich shop gives a cheeky name to one of their menu items and Christians start fantasizing about being jihadists
and Taco Bell desperately tries to stop their employees from doing good posts on twitter
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Music:
The Gories - You Done Got Wrong
Them Crooked Vultures - Reptiles
Beyoncé - Break My Soul
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today. |
| 0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're |
| 0:27.6 | all there in bar and postal stuff. Stay tuned. |
| 0:34.6 | Right. I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell. We are a minion death cult. The world is ending. |
| 0:42.6 | Pun sandwiches. Pun, pun, pun name. How do you say it? Puns? Pun name sandwiches? Yeah. |
| 0:49.6 | Name pun sandwiches with pun names sandwiches with |
| 0:54.7 | pun names are responsible |
| 0:57.1 | we're documenting it |
| 0:58.9 | they really are |
| 1:00.2 | they really are fucking everything up |
| 1:01.7 | what's up everybody |
| 1:03.0 | yeah just it's |
| 1:03.9 | let me get a number 37 |
| 1:05.5 | okay |
| 1:06.2 | I don't I don't need to deal with |
| 1:07.9 | with your fucking like |
| 1:09.1 | this this bike is a pipe bomb reference for your sandwich, all right? |
| 1:14.8 | Yeah, I don't want to know why this is called a Mark McGuire. |
| 1:18.9 | How was that still the name of this sandwich? |
| 1:20.6 | You guys haven't thought of anybody else? |
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