Breakfast breeds arrogence and laziness (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2022

⏱️ 4 minutes

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This week we learn why breakfast is one of the worst things you can do to your masculinity

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0:00.0	I don't have food in the mornings.
0:02.0	I don't like the idea of breakfast.
0:05.0	Waking up in the mornings with instantly available food that you didn't have to hunt and kill.
0:11.0	Breakfast breeds arrogance and laziness.
0:16.0	What?
0:18.0	What?
0:20.0	The things you have to kill are pretty far down on the list of things I think of right
0:25.6	away for breakfast.
0:29.0	You know?
0:29.7	And I'm not even thinking vegan.
0:31.3	I'm thinking of like general.
0:34.0	Like, you know what?
0:34.9	No, you know what?
0:36.0	I bet this guy is part of the New World Order. I bet this guy's part of the new world order i bet this guy's part of
0:38.9	the great reset he wants us to go out and like stomp on some crickets and that's what we have to
0:43.8	eat he wants us to eat the book that makes sense yeah yeah that kind of that's a good it's a good
0:49.3	source of protein they say um breakfast breakfast breeds arrogance and laziness.
0:56.7	I'm just strongly reminded of Johnny Depp's yoga instructor character from King of the Hill
1:04.1	where he just like shouts out.
1:07.0	Lunch is one of the worst things you can do for your body.
1:11.9	I mean, that's true, though.
1:13.5	That's not breakfast.
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