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The Basement Yard

You Can Break Your Penis

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2016

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, I have @KeithSantagato & @AntVino on to talk about new YouTube rules, Miami, broken penis' & more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. It is Monday September 5th and I am with

0:04.0

Anthony Davino

0:06.0

80% of the time when these start you can probably guess that he's gonna be here. Welcome back Joe. Okay

0:12.7

And also Keith is here my brother Keith. You can say hi. It's okay

0:17.1

I don't want you put the fucking mic like near your dick just now. I was gonna fart but it was silent. Okay never mind

0:23.3

Thank you for that's how we're gonna do it. By the way, I don't know if you know this because I just I was walking both the dogs

0:30.2

Just now and Charlie

0:32.2

Lift because Charlie just started lifting his leg like not to long ago to pee. He uses just squats like a fucking drunk chick in public

0:39.3

so he would

0:40.5

So he was walking and he started he went to go pee and then chase went to go like smell his balls or something and he pissed on his head

0:52.0

And chase his white so he had like this and the fucking pee was so

0:57.0

Like yellow like a radio like like

1:00.0

Literally lemon lime dog dog piss is really it's fucking yellow. I know

1:05.7

I really did you get my bath? No, I didn't but I walked we walked it happened like the first tree that we saw

1:15.9

And then I just we just kept walking. I was just like whatever

1:20.4

He had no idea he had piss on so now he got home with dried piss all over. Yeah, wait

1:25.2

But then he got a bath after that. He stayed there while Charlie was peeing on his head

1:28.9

He did like move out of the way you know what's funny like he had no idea that that wasn't supposed to happen

1:35.1

So he got pissed on his head and and didn't stop him like dude what the fuck he just kept going

1:39.0

He kept going he peed on everything like he was totally cool. He was totally cool with piss all over him

1:43.4

Like didn't now soon like the initial pee. Yeah, did he like

1:47.6

Flinch and move out of the way or he just stayed there like yeah, I love golden showers. He go he didn't he didn't

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