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The Basement Yard

Sober Joe's Inspirational Thoughts

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2016

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, I just went completely off the rails and gave a long inspirational speech.. or at least I hope it was inspirational. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. It is Monday September 12th. I am alone today

0:04.0

And I'm also like a little bit hungover so if my voice sounds fucking weird

0:08.5

That's why I just I've been drinking beer for the past three days I think

0:14.1

Ever since football hit the TV. I'm like all right well back to drinking fuck it

0:18.6

And that's all I've been doing and like I'm barely sleeping and just overall very unhealthy

0:23.8

That's the whole thing. That's all I do now

0:27.2

But anyway, so the NFL season has started which means I'm back to having everyone at my house on Sundays and

0:34.6

I was gonna have them here at the studio at the apartment, but

0:39.9

Okay, but

0:42.5

TV's a little fucked up still I still I got sling box and it's really fucking hard to figure out

0:47.0

I mean I have it working and everything

0:49.0

But I need to like master it because if I have like you know

0:52.8

15 of my friends over and the TV goes out for a second everyone's gonna beat the shit out of me

0:56.6

And I didn't want to deal with that so I was like let's just go to my house

0:59.5

My mom's I'm gonna be there. She's gonna be you know with my aunt because my aunt just got surgery or something

1:04.7

I don't know why I'm telling you this but my aunt just had surgery and

1:08.7

She was hanging out with her so

1:11.4

Yeah, so we're there my whole house smell there was literally I think there was

1:16.3

Because listen all right my group of friends when I was younger like in like fourth grade

1:21.4

There was like five of us right and

1:24.5

We only knew each other because we would go to the same park and we always played basketball and these were like the same kids

1:29.2

We played basketball the third day after school. So like art cool. We became friends blah blah blah

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