From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

The NYPD is not safe for work.

According to the New York Post, the department's Internal Affairs Bureau is probing a rookie queen's officer

who bared every edge of her naked body in pornographic images she posted

on her only fan's account just what every naked woman needs a good probing and nobody probes

like internal affairs you could be fired for the so-called indecent exposure.

Dana Batino works in the 110th precinct in Elmhurst and became a cop in April 2025.

She appears in dozens of raunchy snaps exposing her most intimate areas,

a guess like her butthole, getting frisky with an unidentified lady friend.

Police officer Dana Patino appeared in these raunchy snaps, and she gets cheeky and other snaps.

A lot of snaps.

Pushing her derrier dangerously close to the camera.

I'm not saying I disagree with the assessment, but it's hard to believe that anybody's actually endangered in the situation.

It is, after all, just a picture, not real.

You know, anybody looking in that and feeling endangered might be very much like, you know, viewers of the great train robbery. You know, the first, I guess what? The first motion picture? I don't know. I'm out of my depth. Quick, help me. Please now welcome Gummy chainsaw. Now he joined this. Hello, Gummy. Hey, oh, thanks for having me, Pat.

Yeah, sure, sure. This Batino character here seems as if getting,

do you think that getting naked should be some sort of a, I don't know, like a problem within my PD?

I mean, OnlyFans, isn't this a way that the ladies make a little extra on the side now? You know, as long as she's not like shooting, like in the precinct or like wearing official gear to start with it, I don't see a problem with it. What if she's ugly? Or worse yet, fat. I mean, you got to consider these things.

Yeah, but that's, but you don't fire them.

You just make them beat cops.

I heard she invented the double-sided nightstick for this to shoot.

I asked to ass.

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