I woke up one day and she's just slamming cabinet doors because she couldn't like find

like the salt and she was screaming like I jumped out of bed.

I'm like what the fuck is going on?

Because she was making breakfast.

And I was like, all right, I'm out.

I pretty much was like, I was done that day.

You are so smart, man.

How the fuck did you do that?

Was the pussy not good at all

from the smallest room in new york city comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

A cooler that a cop used to knock a fleeing drug suspect off his scooter in the Bronx

before he crashed and died was filled with juice and ice.

With the officer afterward calling the fatal incident an accident.

Sometimes incidents are indeed accidental.

The cooler that Sergeant Eric Duran used in a

desperate effort to subdue Eric Dupree, who's aged 30. It was heavy enough that the undercover

cop needed both hands to lift it and toss it at the fleeing suspect. Lots of things are, though.

The sister of the cooler's owner testified during Duran's trial on manslaughter and criminally negligent homicide charges said.

Oh, wait.

The fleeing suspect was the sister of the cooler's owner.

No, she testified.

Never mind.

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