You Are Going To Laugh Again | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:13.9 | God bless you. |
| 0:15.1 | It's great to be with you today. |
| 0:17.0 | I hope you'll say connected with us during the week through our daily podcast or |
| 0:21.5 | YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. We'd love to have you |
| 0:27.0 | be a part of one of our services. I'd like to start with something funny. I heard about these |
| 0:32.2 | three men, a Baptist, a Catholic, and a charismatic. They died on the same day and went to heaven. |
| 0:39.2 | St. Peter met him at the pearly gates and said, I'm so sorry, men, but your rooms are not |
| 0:43.9 | available yet. He didn't know what to do, so he decided to call Satan and see if he would |
| 0:49.4 | keep them for a little while. Satan reluctantly agreed. A few hours later, Satan called back. |
| 0:55.0 | Said, Peter, you have to come get these guys. The Baptist man is saving everyone. |
| 0:59.5 | Catholic man is forgiven everyone. And the charismatic has already raised enough money for air |
| 1:04.8 | conditioning. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. |
| 1:12.0 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:13.9 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:16.1 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
| 1:18.9 | I boldly confess. |
| 1:20.5 | My mind is alert. |
| 1:22.0 | My heart is receptive. |
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