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🗓️ 11 May 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
0:06.1 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
0:13.9 | God bless you. It's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. |
0:26.2 | We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
0:29.3 | But I'd like to start with something funny. |
0:31.2 | And I heard about this senior citizen, he was driving down the freeway and his brand new corvette with the top down going 80 miles an hour |
0:40.3 | when he saw flashing red lights in his rearview mirror from a state trooper without thinking about it he floored it |
0:47.4 | took it up to a hundred miles an hour he heard the sirens behind him and finally came to his senses pulled over |
0:53.6 | he said officer i'm so sorry. |
0:55.5 | I don't know what I was doing. |
0:57.3 | The trooper said, listen, it's Friday, 4 o'clock. |
1:00.6 | My shift is over in 30 minutes. |
1:02.9 | If you'll tell me a reason you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go. |
1:08.1 | The man thought about it. Said, officer, years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper, and I thought you were bringing |
1:14.8 | her back. |
1:17.1 | He said, have a great weekend. |
1:20.5 | Say it like you mean it. |
1:21.9 | This is my Bible. |
1:23.4 | I am what it says I am. |
1:25.2 | I have what it says I have. |
1:27.2 | I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be |
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