You Are God's Masterpiece | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:13.9 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.2 | It is always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:18.0 | We love you and we're believing for God's very best for you and your family. |
| 0:22.1 | We pray for you every day, and if you're ever in our area, I hope you'll come out and be a part |
| 0:27.1 | of one of our services. These are the finest people in all of Houston, right here at Lakewood. |
| 0:31.5 | We'd love to have you be apart. Thanks for tuning in today. I like to get started each week with |
| 0:36.9 | something funny, and I heard about this man that died and left his wife $20,000. |
| 0:42.3 | After the funeral, his wife told a friend that she was totally broke. She said, what do you mean you're broke? I thought you had $20,000. She said, well, I spent $5,000 on the funeral and $15,000 on the memorial stone. The friend said, wow, I spent 5,000 on the funeral and 15,000 on the memorial stone. |
| 0:56.4 | The friend said, wow, that was some stone. |
| 0:58.4 | How big was it? |
| 0:59.4 | She held up her finger and said three and a half carrots. |
| 1:03.5 | All right. |
| 1:04.6 | Hold up your Bible. |
| 1:06.0 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:07.5 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:09.2 | I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it |
| 1:14.4 | says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert, |
| 1:22.2 | my heart is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus' name, God bless you. I want to talk to you today about not |
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