You Ain't Married

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2021

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.2	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.4	The subject, how often should you get a massage?
0:13.6	That's a question.
0:14.9	How often should you get a massage?
0:17.5	All right?
0:18.3	But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
0:21.2	What you got now?
0:22.2	You ain't married.
0:23.6	Huh?
0:24.4	You ain't married.
0:26.9	Not aunt, Shirley.
0:28.3	Not art.
0:28.9	I'm just like everything.
0:30.7	You ain't married.
0:32.6	Watch me work.
0:33.9	Run it, cat.
0:35.3	Hello?
0:36.2	Hello, I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah, this is me. How you doing, Brian? My name is Daniel. I wanted to give you a call today. You got a minute? Yeah. Okay, listen. You're Brian, Brian, right? You're married to Althea? Yeah. Hello? Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, that's me. That's my wife, yeah. Okay. Got a question for you. How long have you guys been married? Going on nine years. Now, we've been married. Now, who is this? My name is Daniel. Were you, were you guys married at Greater New Hs? Missionary Baptist Church?
1:12.8	Let me see.
1:14.2	Yeah.
1:14.8	Yeah, yep.
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