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Run That Prank

Mobile Baptismal Pool

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2021

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

There is a new mobile service. The newest way to become whole again is to be baptized in your own front yard.

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:04.5

All right, nephew, what you got?

0:06.1

Time for the prank phone call.

0:08.2

Shirley, it's time to baptize some people.

0:11.6

It's called Mobile Baptismal Pool.

0:15.3

Mobile baptismal.

0:17.0

We come to you and baptize you at your life.

0:18.6

I haven't heard it and I like it.

0:43.8

You know, it's going to be ignorant. You know this. We come in your house and baptize. I even heard it and I like it. You know, it's going to be ignorant. You know that's it. We come to your house and baptize you. That's what we do. Here it is. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mr. Wilson. This Wilson, how you doing? Who is this? How you doing? My name is Brother Springwater, man. Listen, we got paid to actually come by and do some services for you by some friends of yours.

0:48.0

And we wanted to actually call and see about scheduling and see what you had available.

0:55.1

Some services. What y'all plan on cutting some grass, but what y'all do?

0:56.0

What kind of services you have?

1:01.5

Actually, sir, you've got some friends that have actually spent a great amount of money on you.

1:07.0

And what we do is we have a baptism on wheels service.

1:14.0

And what we do is we go and we baptize people at their home. And baptism on wheels has been, it's a new company, but we've baptized over a thousand people now. We have a truck

1:20.7

which actually has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and we actually come to your home and we

1:25.9

will baptize you in your driveway and make you whole

1:30.8

again so we've been bro oh excuse your brother water brother spring what's your name again i'm sorry

1:36.5

i think of spring water spring water you want to come to my house and give me a baptism in my

1:41.2

front yard we want to baptize you right there in your drive where your friends are paid for the services.

1:46.7

My friend, what friend will pay for me to get baptized?

1:49.6

I've been baptized already, Doc.

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