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Hello everybody, welcome to the Bitch Bible Podcast.

It's your host Jackie Shimmel, and we're here for another week of fun.

I have a very exciting announcement to make.

And no, I have not been teasing a secret project like big things coming.

Stay tuned. It's a secret.

Haven't done any of that because I have a shrivel of decency,

but this is very, very exciting.

So you need to listen the fuck up.

She's going on the road, ladies and gentlemen.

If you live in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Phoenix, or Dallas,

I am bringing my bitchy hurricane self to your cities for a live podcast.

When I tell you that this show is going to be so fucking unfiltered,

so fucking off the rails, I already have arranged all of my costumes.

And yes, I'm calling them costumes because I'm Eric Cajain now.

It is going to be a shit show spectacular.

And you have to fucking come because knowing me,

I'll probably get canceled night one.

So this is really, really, really important.

It is a test tour.

If it does well, we're going fucking everywhere.

So bring your friends, bring your grandma, bring your boyfriend.

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