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Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is, he let her plan my party.

We'll get into that, find out what that's all about, and just a few.

Because right now, it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

What you got for us,ff yes we're gonna get

as ignorant as we possibly can oh lord how you sound so serious that's a lot yeah what you know what

what i don't like is that y'all not serious about what i'm doing y'all take you to sayity. Y'all don't appreciate my stupidity. And that's what really- Seriously. No, it bothers me, man. Y'all don't, seriously. This is really real- I don't appreciate it. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't appreciate it, but I do marvel at it, though. It's a wonder, isn't it?

But if you marvel at it, you should appreciate it.

I don't get that part.

I just don't.

See, it's the constant need for praise and worship that throws me.

Yeah, we don't do that.

You already know you stupid.

What is the worship service for?

You was the only one in the line in heaven for stupid.

You was the other one if that.

Fine, fine.

I'll be stupid by myself.

Wait, man, I know you ain't mad at all because you're stupid.

You can't right.

I'm mad. By yourself. Yeah, every day. By yourself. You mad at us. Hey, hey, nobody wants to join me. Fine. Got it. Great. Have you ever read in the scripture where they got a stupid section in heaven? Have you read that anywhere?

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