Church Usher

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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The Nephew tells a 47 year church usher to change her attitude.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.4	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:11.1	And the subject is, whose costume is this?
0:13.8	We'll get into that, find out what that's all about in just a few, because right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
0:21.1	What you got for us today, Neff?
0:23.0	Well, Shirley, any church you go to, they're going to have one that just, oh, it's just a bit much, just a little too much.
0:30.6	It's always one that's just scary, you're scared of them.
0:34.0	The church usher.
0:36.4	The church usher. That is not the person you do not want to be on
0:41.1	their bad side. The church usher. Let's go. Catch up. Hello. Hello. I'm trying to reach a
0:48.5	sister. This is a sister. How you doing? Good evening to you, ma'am. I don't mean to be giving you a call this late in the evening, but I am the new youth minister.
0:59.8	I haven't. My name is Sean Williams over at Missionary Baptist Church, which mind is saying.
1:05.0	Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean, what, what do you mean?
1:09.0	He's no longer with the church anymore, man. No? Oh, my, no. Why. What happened about that? He's no longer with the church anymore, ma'am.
1:11.7	No?
1:12.8	Oh, my, no.
1:13.7	Why?
1:14.4	What happened?
1:15.3	Well, I'm not at liberty to speak up on that, but what I was doing is getting around and making
1:21.1	sure I met everyone because I haven't met everyone yet, and I wanted to reach out to
1:26.5	everyone at the church.
1:29.1	But listen, let me get down to some more business because I've spoken with the pastor.
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