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Your Kickstarter Sucks

YKS Premium S2E12 PREVIEW

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Check this out...It's a damn holiday miracle. Today only, or only the other times when it seems like a good idea to do, we are putting up nearly a full hour of the wonderful YKS Premium episode we did with Drew Toothpaste last week. So, enjoy this Jokeblogger Top Ten deep dive, and sign up at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks to hear the rest. Plus, we've got a full free episode coming later this week as well, so you have lots of things to do instead of talking to your relatives. Ok thanks. I have to go to the store now. ByeMusic for YKS Premium is courtesy of Twitter's @LydiaBurrell and the Fabulous Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0

When you go to the store, and that's not enough proxy, make a kick star around your

0:09.9

kick start of songs. It's not a song. Your Kickstarter sucks.

0:35.0

Hi guys, I thought I'd just call in and answer Jesse's question about what the scariest moment for me in Stranger Things is. You know, I'm not done with the whole show yet,

0:38.0

but I'd say so far, the scariest moment for me has been

0:42.0

that episode where one of the characters, I don't want to say which one, I don't want to spoil it for people, but one of the characters at the very end of the episode has kind of a seizure and has given out a real creepy screech and then the screen kind of cuts to black and there's a couple seconds before the credits roll.

1:04.0

And in that couple of seconds,

1:08.0

it was just, my screen was black, I could see my reflection,

1:11.0

just kind of a big fat piece of shit. I've been watching Netflix

1:16.9

for about 13 hours now. I had KFC for lunch, probably going to have it for dinner.

1:24.0

My wife hasn't left me yet, but I know she's gonna.

1:31.0

I don't think I'm suicidal but sometimes I'll be driving down the road and I'll think

1:38.3

you know someone were to come into my lane going the other direction like about to hit me head

1:42.1

on maybe I'd just let it happen

1:45.0

not try and get out of the way tall bridges can be tough too I'll think when I'm

1:50.7

driving over a tall bridge I'll think you, if I just jerk my steering wheel real hard to the right,

1:57.0

maybe I'll hit the water hard enough that they won't be able to tell that I did it on purpose.

2:05.0

Anyway, that was the scariest moment for me.

2:08.0

Got a real good long look into the abyss in that moment.

2:11.0

And it's a good show. I think I get it too thumbs. to the

2:13.0

good show I think I give it two thumbs up.

2:17.0

Hey guys so we had a huge bonus episode here

2:21.0

withdrew from Toothpaste for Dinner.com the worst things for sale.

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