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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 38: Obsessive Christmas Disorder

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2017

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

In the only version of Episode 38 to not be confined to the dustbin of history, Mike and Jesse reconnect on a post-Turkey Day extravaganza to riff on healthcare, a millennial Santa, and whether the podcast is being pirated by hackers across the globe. Plus, a role-reversed edition of Real or Fake, and your letters.For more of our favorite Lous, check out the Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucksMusic for this episode of YKS is courtesy ofThe Hell Yeah Babies (www.thehellyeahbabies.com)Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)and Mark BrendleSix pack: Closca - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/closca-bottle/closca-bottle-app-drink-water-make-a-statementSuccess Dice - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1384336/success-diceMemes of Art - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/483069905/memes-of-artArtificial Intelligence Party - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1597129265/artificial-intelligence-political-decision-makingSmart Pourer - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/smartpourer/smartpourer-is-your-personal-smart-pouring-spoutLootopia - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1229200050/lootopia-the-subscription-box-revolution-is-here

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0:00.0

And your

0:02.0

and what's through in the six-pack.

0:05.0

Hey Mike, I've got something you really like.

0:09.0

Elle, cover, slash coffee maker.

0:12.0

Uber, the baby is fake, Come a Smash coffee maker.

0:12.8

Uber and baby is making paper.

0:15.8

I can't believe you had no much.

0:18.6

A little blanket that costs for us and for.

0:22.0

The old King's Star. I've got for a hundred bucks. Your Kickstarter songs.

0:30.0

The podcast!

0:31.0

Oh, yeah, Mike and Jesse.

0:37.0

It's really early. I'm going on my way to work. I'm in the Burger King drive-through. I wanted to get one of the burritos that Jesse was talking about because it sounds like it's pretty good.

0:56.0

So I'm going to eat one and I'll let you know how it is. Okay, bye bye.

1:01.0

Hey everybody, it's your Kickstarter sucks the podcast that we do.

1:07.0

Jesse Farrar here, your host, the show, sitting right next to me is, let's see, they call him the real Slim Shady,

1:15.9

aka Marshall Mathers, aka Mr Don't Give a Fuck Himself, talking about of course Mike Hale. Mike, how are you? What's up? What's going on

1:26.4

buddy? Hell the hell of an intro. We were we were talking about how bad

1:30.8

M&M is and listening to him in the car.

1:33.0

He's not good.

1:35.0

Not a good artist.

1:37.0

A lot of the raps don't hold up the stuff that he's talking about.

1:41.0

A lot of the stuff is pretty bad from a modern sensibility, right?

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