Yet they choose a side with the sole intent to damage the livelihoods of the "guilty" doggy bag company (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

This week Alex tells the tale of the evil rear-tine tiller he rented from Home Depot

A man with a double masters in "mkting and econ from U of New Mex" schools a woke sjw doggy bag customer in the Q and A section of an Amazon product page

And finally, California outlaws firing employees for marijuana use off the clock, and Washington Post readers ask: hmm, what if a cop were high, exhibited poor judgement, and shot someone he wasnt supposed to? What then?

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0:00.0	In the 90s, Earth Day became mainstream and global.
0:03.7	What the fuck?
0:04.5	Yeah, that's where the environmental craze came from was the advent of Earth Day.
0:10.3	That's why I care about the Earth was because of Earth Day.
0:14.9	Like, and hippies?
0:15.8	I literally have not seen an Earth Day post in the last 10 to 20 years.
0:22.8	No way.
0:23.8	Like, I think I see more Arbor Day post because at least I think something happens that day.
0:27.2	Like, people at least plant trees that day.
0:30.3	Green became the go-to color of the, quote, environment.
0:35.1	I love the scarecroats around environment. Yeah, dog. Mocking the idea of an environment. I love the scarecroats around environment.
0:37.8	Yeah, dog.
0:38.7	Mocking the idea of an environment.
0:42.3	What other color would you use for the environment?
0:45.2	What are you talking about?
0:46.4	Yeah.
0:47.8	Let him have that one.
0:50.4	Quote, reduce, recycle, and reuse.
0:54.0	Quote, give a hoot, don't pollute.
0:56.9	But, quote, all gone?
0:59.8	No.
1:02.3	So I think what he means is nothing about recycling or reusing indicates that things just magically disappear, like the diapers.
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