"A boxcar a day keeps the commies away"

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This week: a facebook group takes on an imaginary BLM waitress;

The right wing celebrates Republican governors lying to, trafficking, and abandoing asylum seekers without notice in "liberal" neighborhoods as a joke;

and a New Jersey township cuts down the trees in their public square to discourage the homeless from congregating. A big couple weeks for the "cutting off your nose to spite your face" movement.

Preorder a Shirt and Realtree Camo hat and buy stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com. Preorders will end Sunday Sept. 25th at midnight.

Get a bonus episode every week, 20% off all merchandise, and instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult.

Music:

Omar Rodriguez Lopez - Crow's Feet

Zeta - El Canto de la Victoria

Mindforce - Words Fail

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys.
0:21.6	We'll show you exactly what you're
0:25.6	going to look like when you're
0:27.6	all there in bar and told us all there in Barl and stay tuned.
0:33.6	All right, I'm Alexander Edward.
0:36.6	And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:38.0	And we're a minion death cult.
0:39.6	The world is not ending.
0:41.9	It's actually, the world is great right now because we used 50 homeless and impoverished migrants.
0:50.9	We shipped them off in the middle of the night while lying to them to own the libs.
0:56.6	So things are actually pretty good right now.
0:59.3	Things are, yeah, things are actually looking up.
1:01.1	We're owning the libs with migrants.
1:03.9	Just so fucking wild.
1:05.8	Yeah.
1:06.2	Before we get into that, I wanted to remind people you have one week left to pre-order the shirt and the hat.
1:13.0	Okay, these are both pricier items to get made,
1:16.2	so we are only doing pre-orders.
1:19.5	There may be a few left after we get them made,
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