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🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:13.9 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.3 | Always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.9 | If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our |
| 0:21.8 | services. These are the finest people in all of Houston, Texas, right here at Lakewood. Come out and be |
| 0:27.8 | apart. But thanks for tuning in. And thank you again for coming out today. And I'd like to start with |
| 0:33.4 | something funny. And I heard about these three people, a Russian, an American, and a blonde. |
| 0:39.8 | They were talking one day, and the Russian proudly said, we were the first ones in space. |
| 0:46.1 | The Americans said, well, we were the first ones on the moon. The blonde said, that's nothing. |
| 0:51.7 | We're going to be the first ones on the sun. The Russian, the American, they laughed. They said, what are you talking about? Can't go to the sun? It's too hot. You'd burn up. The blonde said, we're not that dumb. We're going to go at night. Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. |
| 1:11.9 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:13.6 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:15.6 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:17.8 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
| 1:20.5 | I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. |
| 1:25.1 | I will never be the same. |
| 1:26.9 | In Jesus' name. God bless you. I will never be the same. In Jesus name. |
| 1:28.6 | God bless you. |
| 1:30.2 | I want to talk to you today about how yes is in your future. |
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