Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

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Well, God bless you. It is always a joy to come into your homes. We love you. We know God has great things in store. If you're ever in

our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you, we'll make you feel

right at home. But thanks for tuning in. Thanks for coming out today. I'd like to start with something

funny. I heard about three men, a Baptist, a Catholic, and a charismatic. They died on the same day and went to

heaven. St. Peter said, I'm sorry, men, your rooms are not available yet. He didn't quite

know what to do. So he called Satan up and asked if he would keep them for a little while.

Satan reluctantly agreed. In a few hours, Satan called back and said,

Peter, you've got to come get these guys.

The Baptist man is saving everybody.

The Catholic man is forgiven everybody.

And the charismatic has already raised enough money for air conditioning.

Hold your Bibles up.

Say it like you mean it.

This is my Bible.

I am what it says I am. I am what it says I am.

I have what it says I have.

I can do what it says I can do.

Today I will be taught the Word of God.

I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive.

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