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🗓️ 16 January 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, God bless you. It is always a joy to come into your homes. We love you. We know God has great things in store. If you're ever in |
| 0:22.3 | our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you, we'll make you feel |
| 0:27.5 | right at home. But thanks for tuning in. Thanks for coming out today. I'd like to start with something |
| 0:32.1 | funny. I heard about three men, a Baptist, a Catholic, and a charismatic. They died on the same day and went to |
| 0:39.2 | heaven. St. Peter said, I'm sorry, men, your rooms are not available yet. He didn't quite |
| 0:44.7 | know what to do. So he called Satan up and asked if he would keep them for a little while. |
| 0:50.2 | Satan reluctantly agreed. In a few hours, Satan called back and said, |
| 0:54.6 | Peter, you've got to come get these guys. |
| 0:56.8 | The Baptist man is saving everybody. |
| 0:58.9 | The Catholic man is forgiven everybody. |
| 1:01.4 | And the charismatic has already raised enough money for air conditioning. |
| 1:06.5 | Hold your Bibles up. |
| 1:08.0 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:09.4 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:10.9 | I am what it says I am. I am what it says I am. |
| 1:12.8 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:14.9 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:17.3 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. |
| 1:20.1 | I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. |
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