I'm John.

Well, I bless you.

It's a joy to come into your homes.

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part

of one of our services.

These are the finest people in all of Houston, Texas,

right here at Lakewood.

We'd love to have you come out.

I like to start with something funny,

and I heard about this older lady.

She came to church one Sunday morning.

A friendly usher met her at the back door,

said, man, where would you like to sit?

She said, I want to sit on the very first row.

He said, oh, no, man, you don't want to do that.

Our pastor is very boring.

He'll put you to sleep.

Let me see you somewhere else.

She looked upon, said, sir, do you know who I am?

He said, no, man.

She said, I am the pastor's mother.

He hung his head in embarrassment.

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