Better Together - Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2017
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to be a part of our service. |
| 0:07.0 | I promise you, we'll make it feel right at home. |
| 0:10.0 | I'd like to start with something funny. |
| 0:12.0 | I heard about these three men that were out in the wilderness. |
| 0:16.0 | I'm going to be a part of the world. |
| 0:19.0 | I'm going to be a part of the world. |
| 0:22.0 | I'm going to be a part of the world. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm going to be a part of the world. |
| 0:28.0 | The first men that were out in the wilderness, |
| 0:31.0 | they came to this violent, raging river, |
| 0:34.0 | they needed to get to the other side. |
| 0:36.0 | The first man prayed, |
| 0:38.0 | God, please give me the strength to make it across. |
| 0:41.0 | And Poof, God gave him big arms and strong legs. |
| 0:44.0 | He was able to swim across in two hours. |
| 0:47.0 | The next man prayed, God, please give me the strength and the tools to make it across. |
| 0:51.0 | Poof, God gave him a boat. |
| 0:53.0 | He was able to row across in 30 minutes. |
| 0:56.0 | Please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to make it across, and poof |
| 1:01.1 | God turned him into a woman. |
| 1:04.3 | She looked at the map, height five minutes up the stream, and walked across the bridge. |
| 1:10.1 | Say it like you mean, especially the women. |
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