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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week, Laurie (@anylaurie16) observes that she comes from a generation of comics with no notes on stage. Jackie (@jackiekashian) admits gratitude for having two toilets in her home. Also, I already know a comedian with perfect comedic timing; I'm standing right here.

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0:00.0	Jackie Cash and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Caesha, Laurie Kilmartin.
0:08.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.0	Jackie Kwellyn, we got dates. show the Jackie and Laurie show Jack Quellin
0:22.8	we got dates
0:24.3	we got dates what are your dates
0:26.9	this month
0:28.7	the 12th of September I'm in San Diego
0:30.7	one night only at the mic drop 13th
0:32.7	December December
0:33.9	That's what I said isn't it
0:35.7	September sorry Jackie I already I just want my life to end.
0:41.6	And any way I can accelerate that mentally is good. Remind me to tell you about a joke that I heard
0:47.5	Nikki Glazer do. Oh, I'm in September of the 280 right now, and I have one last gig in San Diego.
0:56.8	The 13th and 14th of December 2024, I will be at the mic drop in Chandler, Arizona. So it's an all mic drop weekend. And then
1:03.6	the 27th and 28th, I met the Dead Crow in Wilmington, North Carolina, the 31st. I'm at December 31st. I'm on all five shows at the
1:13.5	stand. Wow. So make one, make all. January 3rd and 4th, I'm at the Comedy Fort and Fort Collins.
1:21.8	Later that month, I'm in Hasbrook Heights at Govina, or excuse me, at Ban Wow. And the fifth or the eighth, I'm at Acme in Minneapolis.
1:31.1	Those are my near dates.
1:33.0	I love it.
1:33.8	I love it.
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