Yelled at by a School Administrator & The Quest for a Las Vegas Cat
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the only comedy podcast where grown adults relive high school trauma before 8am and somehow pivot into gynecologist dating ethics.
On this episode of your favorite comedy podcast, Rizz gets absolutely humbled in a school pickup line after attempting what he describes as a “strategic and efficient” U-turn. A school administrator steps in front of his car, hits him with the principal eyebrows, and delivers the devastating line: “Don’t you ever do that again.” And just like that? 30 years of adulthood evaporate. Detention vibes. Emotional damage. Daughter watching from the passenger seat. Brutal.
Meanwhile, the gang dives into the bureaucratic circus happening in St. Louis — including a car that’s been parked on Locust Street for nearly a year collecting thousands in tickets while the city owns only 30 boots for 40,000 eligible vehicles. Government efficiency at its finest. Truly inspiring stuff.
Then it’s Women’s Issues Wednesday, where a listener thinks she may have sparked chemistry with her gynecologist (yes, really), and another woman gets told mid-date that her voice is “too annoying” to continue. Honest? Yes. Savage? Also yes. We break down whether brutal honesty is noble… or just a personality flaw with WiFi.
And as if that’s not enough chaos, Moon’s mom decides she’s ready to adopt a cat — immediately — with zero research and full emotional commitment. We debate lap cats vs. chaos gremlins, adoption strategy, and whether Vegas should legally require Rizz to eat at Heart Attack Grill while he’s in town.
It’s daily life spiraling into daily comedy. It’s parenting shame. It’s dating disasters. It’s city dysfunction. It’s The Rizzuto Show doing what we do best: oversharing for your entertainment.
If you like sarcastic humor, weird news, St. Louis chaos, and a comedy podcast that feels like sitting at the table with friends who absolutely will roast you — this episode delivers.
Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.
Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.
Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto |
| 0:00.7 | Rizudo. |
| 0:38.0 | Hey! Good morning, everybody. It is Wednesday. It is February the 25th and we are coming at you. Sweet. That's right. Feeling great, huh? Oh, man. You know what? It's crazy that like we're already through. I'm already in March. Anybody else do that? Like when you get to like the back half of the month, you're like, ah, this month's over. I feel like I'm already in March. I'm supposed to warm up today, right? It's going to be nice weather. Everything's looking up. You're going to Vegas today. No wonder you're permagrin right now, you little turd. It's back. Archmadness. |
| 0:43.4 | Archmadness.com is the home for the State Farm MVC men's basketball championship. |
| 0:45.0 | Yes, Arch Madness. |
| 0:46.5 | A St. Louis tradition. |
| 0:49.1 | March 5th through the 8th at the Enterprise Center. |
| 0:52.3 | Celebrating the 50th year of heart racing excitement. |
| 0:55.1 | The last 36 years have been right here in St. Louis. |
| 1:00.5 | Five decades showcasing buzzer beaters, madness, and championship glory. Don't miss out on the Family Fun Pack presented by 101 ESPN. Four tickets, four sodas, four popcorns for 105 bucks. |
| 1:07.2 | Check out the 12 Missouri Valley teams including Illinois State, Indiana State, Drake, Bradley, |
| 1:12.4 | Belmont, who just secured the number one seed, University of Illinois, Chicago, University |
| 1:16.9 | of Northern Iowa, and more. |
| 1:18.9 | Get your tickets now at archmadness.com. |
| 1:21.9 | NinjaBling.com, the online home of Morritory's jewelry, the exclusive jeweler of the |
| 1:27.2 | Riz Show. |
| 1:27.9 | Check out their huge collection, including one-of-a-kind pieces from the Simon G. collection. |
| 1:32.6 | Or they can make you your own, custom-built piece just for you. |
| 1:36.2 | And because they have an upstairs location, Moritz-Royish can save you money over the street-level stores. |
| 1:41.6 | Make an appointment. Head to ninja bling.com to get the address and phone number. You can also follow us on Facebook and Instagram. Mort's Royce Jewelry, where you get the jewels and not the shaft. I got my gambling money. I'm ready to go. Are you going to do some gambling? Of course we are. He was describing the games in there. He's like huff and puff and puff, man. |
| 2:01.7 | You got to get a brick house, not a straw house. Your bonuses go away. We're talking about, you know, I only play like one slot machine. Courtney Landrum. It's the huff and puff machine. Well, yeah, that's a given. Is it at every casino or is it? Yeah, yeah. I'm a table, you know, I'm a table games guy. |
| 2:20.1 | What's your favorite? |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.