The Eternal Playlist & The 400-Dude Paternity Lottery
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where the headlines are real, but our reactions are legally questionable.
Today’s chaos kicks off with the most unnecessary invention of the year: a Bluetooth-enabled funeral urn from Liquid Death called the “Eternal Playlist.” Yes, you can now haunt your family in surround sound. It’s $495, it plays Spotify from beyond the grave, and somehow Moon almost bought one. Because of course he did. If you’ve ever wanted to DJ your own memorial service, congratulations — capitalism wins again.
Then we pivot HARD into the internet’s most uncomfortable math problem: an OnlyFans creator claiming she’s pregnant after what she called a “breeding mission” involving 400 men. Four. Hundred. Naturally, the internet tagged Maury Povich like he’s the Avengers of paternity testing. We discuss whether Maury should come out of retirement, whether this is marketing genius or chaos theater, and whether King Scott is now qualified to host a 400-man DNA special live from The Pageant in St. Louis. (We’re not saying we’d do it… but we’re also not not saying it.)
From there, it’s a full-on pop culture roller coaster. The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees drop, and the gang debates whether Iron Maiden, Oasis, Sade, Wu-Tang Clan, and Mariah Carey deserve the nod — while Moon questions whether the Hall means anything anymore. It’s passionate. It’s slightly heated. It’s exactly what a daily comedy show about music opinions should sound like.
We also break down Missouri’s proposed “Taylor Swift Act” targeting AI deepfakes, Benny Blanco’s horrifying bare feet, a Shaky Knees festival lineup that slaps, and the emotional weight of some heartbreaking celebrity news. And because we contain multitudes, we close things out with an all-out war over the greatest TV theme songs of all time. From Fraggle Rock to Perfect Strangers to Thundercats — friendships were tested.
This episode is a perfect example of why this daily comedy show works: weird news, celebrity chaos, music debates, childhood nostalgia, and just enough sarcasm to keep it spicy without getting us fired.
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| 0:00.0 | I see this product being used for good or, I don't know, or evil. |
| 0:08.5 | So the canned water brand Liquid Death, they are selling their first ever music streaming |
| 0:13.9 | urn. |
| 0:15.5 | So when you're dead and gone, your ashes could keep on rocking. |
| 0:20.3 | It's called the Eternal Playlist Earn. And they teamed up at Spotify for it. There's a built-in Bluetooth speaker on the lid. So the music plays inside the urn. That's so crazy. They only made $150. What a money grab. Oh, there's only $100. There's only $150. So they're probably still out quickly. You already have. |
| 0:37.8 | Last I checked, they were still available at liquid death.com slash Spotify. |
| 0:43.1 | You want to check that out? |
| 0:43.9 | Liquiddeath.com slash Spotify. |
| 0:46.0 | And they made a jockey ad for it that says, you know, it's a series upgrade for your post-life experience. |
| 0:52.5 | The ad also cites a stat that claims music can reduce your odds of haunting, of a haunting |
| 0:58.0 | by 47%. |
| 0:59.0 | 495. |
| 1:01.4 | It's back. |
| 1:02.3 | Archmadness. |
| 1:03.4 | Archmadness.com is the home for the State Farm MVC men's basketball championship. |
| 1:08.9 | Yes, Arch Madness. |
| 1:10.4 | A St. Louis tradition. March 5th through |
| 1:12.8 | the 8th at the Enterprise Center. Celebrating the 50th year of heart racing excitement. The last 36 |
| 1:18.5 | years have been right here in St. Louis. Five decades showcasing buzzer-beaters, madness, and championship |
| 1:24.3 | glory. Don't miss out on the Family Fun Pack presented by 101 ESPN. |
| 1:28.2 | Four tickets, four sodas, |
| 1:30.1 | four popcorns for 105 bucks. |
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