There are sometimes things that I would like to do working alongside Mr. Elijah Schaeffer,

and I can't say that they're not entirely in the same vein as what Will Smith did.

Sometimes Elijah, I do in fact want to slap you, but I don't, because I'm not a monster.

Well, here's the thing, it's only okay to slap people if you're black, because you're

supposed to just accept it like, hey, listen white people, you're not allowed to comment

on when black people slap each other because not only is that just what they do, but also

on Twitter today, I don't know if you saw, these two things were trending, blacks and

under it, two cares.

So I mean, I just don't really care that much about this subject, in fact, and they said

we can't comment on it, but just because I was told I'm not allowed to have an opinion

on it, I'm going to have an opinion about this.

You should have an opinion on it, because apparently this is how we deal with issues now,

as we slap people.

Violence is the best predication to solving things that offend you via words, as we're

finding out.

And I also want to say too that a black chick on Twitter got mad that me, a white person

assuming my race, that's the first problem, did not have the ability to comment on this,

and then she corrected me in capitalized black when I mentioned that the comedian was black.

And here's what's crazy.

They said, as a white person, I can't have an opinion on this, I thought I'm not supposed

to be colorblind.

I thought I was supposed to see race and everything.

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