Congratulations, everybody. I've good news. I've got very good news for you on a Tuesday night.

Sydney was calling me earlier and she was saying, I'm having such a lousy day, weren't you?

I was so sad. It was windy and then there was a thunderstorm happening and I thought,

who better to call than Elijah to pick me up? Yeah, wise. Yes. Believe me, don't discount her.

She makes good decisions sometimes. And I'm going to say this,

it is a good day today, Sydney. And you need to cheer up. You need to cheer up. You know why? Why?

Because I know that there's problems and I get it and like, you know, there's the supply chain

and then like kids are doing pride parades and you know, we're teaching kids to tape their balls

to between their legs to become transgender and all this stuff. And we're like, when does this

end? Well, guess what? Congratulations to all of us considering the fact that I've seen you in

cornrows before. It is now legal to wear black hairstyles inside government buildings and

official proceedings. So remember, if you were in January 6th and you came and you stormed the

Capitol, you might have been committing two crimes if you showed up in an afro, but not anymore

just a misdemeanor trespassing because hair is legal. And they said, everyone was saying,

Buzzfeed and Huff Post, it is time to celebrate black hair and what better moment than now than to

represent for everyone out there a very fresh and good hairstyle, which is now legal.

Well, you have, I mean, you're talking about your head, I'm assuming, because this is a look

for you and are so far we've seen you, you know, as Jack Murphy, we've also seen you as the weird

surfer boy with the blonde hair. I like this look best. This, this really tells me that you,

you keep a good house and a good living and you're a good person. Yeah, but the key thing about this

is that it said, because the article said you can now wear black hairstyles inside of the workplace,

didn't specify they meant the Capitol. So I just got really inspired and said they didn't say who

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