This is The Bird Show.

Just had our radio station tour come by looking inside of the studio seeing me do the show in a muscle shirt.

And apparently there is quite the talk around the radio station now that people that weren't listening to the morning show here are furious that somebody is shaving their parts in the bathroom.

And they don't know.

It's the hair that I applied this morning that is shedding off of me.

All right.

So really quick, Travis Kelsey did a GQ spread.

He has a very hairy chest.

I'm like, Bert, we need to glue hair on your chest and recreate the cover shoot. And we did that. We did not do it well. The hair did not stick onto Bert. And as he walked to the bathroom, it fell off in little clumps, which I followed behind him and picked up. But when Bert got into the bathroom, he thought it would be funny to take one of those clumps of hair and put it in the urinal to make it look like somebody was shaving their nether regions in the men's bathroom here at the radio station there might have also been some loose hair on the floor leading up to the urinal that was falling off that i didn't clean up on my way out gotcha so um shout out to our engineers for cleaning it up. You're the best.

Not part of the job description, but we definitely, we appreciate you.

However, there is a hire up here at the radio station.

Serious. And he believed that there was somebody in the men's restroom shaving their hair down there and was not happy.

So we're here to let you know that is wig hair from a wig from Spirit Halloween that I

caught up in studio and is not actual human hair from somebody's private part.

I was more focused on the fact that we clearly have a radio tour happening.

There's like a

client or somebody here doing a visit and they're looking at the floor like, what is on the

ground? Yeah, he said the engineer runs in here and goes, this is creating havoc in the

holes because somebody thinks that somebody's shaving. Their pubs while they're here.

Your chest pubs.

God love it.

So just so you know,

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