The Bert Show. Amy, what is ye old gossip and what's coming up here in about 60 seconds or so?

We're going to be talking about the American woman responsible for changing the line of succession

in the royal family. And no, it is not Megan Markle. Or Megan Sussex, whatever.

I am so proud of my son for checking me last night. He sure did. I was so proud of him.

So he had a soccer match last night

and it wasn't the amount of goals he scored. He scored three goals last night, which was great.

Hat trick, baby? Really, really, really, really great, all right? But he has been playing so well

this year and he tweaked his attitude on it about, I guess last season, he was putting so much pressure on himself

to do really, really well. He's a lot like his mom and dad in this area where there's a lot of pressure,

man. We want to be, if we're going to do something, damn it, we're going to be good at it, right?

So he wasn't living up to his own expectations and he started putting so much pressure on

himself that he wasn't enjoying the game

anymore right so we had a bunch of talks to him uh with him about it and he decided some time

ago that look i'm probably not going to the mLS i'm probably not playing for liverpool or tottenham

or whatever right so i am just going to start having fun.

And I'm like, my man, I've been telling you that for three years, dude.

You are so in your head about it.

Just let it rip and have a really, really good time.

So this season, he has taken the pressure off of himself and he has done just that.

He's like a different soccer player now.

I am filled with so much pride watching him play

and the improvement that he has made

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