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Cashing in with T.J. Miller

Ye Ol Cashing In Scrolls

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Cash and T.J. talk seagulls and then get hungry to eat seagulls in this off-the-scrolls episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

answering the questions you don't have.

0:07.0

Deep conversations in the Shallow End

0:15.0

Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour

0:20.0

intelligent-ish intelligent is. This is caching in with t. J Miller.

0:31.0

Welcome back to caching in. I'm Cashlevy and you know what we really I've I had no idea this was there was a myth out there that this show

0:45.4

goes much further back than I ever even realized. And the show goes back really thousands of years that there are some

0:50.8

cashing in with T.J. Miller scrolls and some ancient

0:57.8

scrolls where all of the things we've discussed were preordained and I had no idea that that was the case but

1:05.1

apparently everything we've been saying was already scripted and we've just

1:11.3

been reciting something that was first on some tablets and then transferred to the scrolls.

1:17.6

Now I've called a New York Museum, which indeed has gotten their hands on these scrolls, these caching in scrolls.

1:27.0

And I'm very curious what they have to say about it.

1:29.3

So I'm calling the museum janitor who apparently has gotten the scrolls and taken them to his

1:39.6

home in New York City. He did not think they were safe at the museum. He was afraid

1:45.2

they'd be stolen. And here he is and I'm just gonna call him right now.

1:49.9

There are for whatever reason there are those that call him. I'm not sure what his real name is, but his handle

1:58.9

online is swizzle sticks warthock. So I'm not absolutely certain what that means,

2:06.3

but I'm calling him right now just to try to get a low down

2:09.4

on what these squirrels say and how he got his hands on them and how thick is the parchment.

2:16.0

I'm calling him right now, here we go.

2:20.0

And...

2:21.0

L Rhe-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-h-r-r-h. Hello?

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