Yard Sale!

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Nebraska got it’s own Navy, a soccer player fired after farting too much, fish causing the ocean to move when they have sex, holy water spiked seltzer, a flamingo on the loose in Texas, the speed texting record, Nissan creating it’s new car smell and the Harry Potter broomstick toy that might be a vibrator!

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0:00.0	It's hard to imagine losing a loved one, a wife, a husband, a child.
0:04.4	For many, it's their biggest fear.
0:06.4	I'm Marissa Jones, host of The Vanished.
0:09.0	A podcast that tells the stories of often overlooked and unsolved missing persons cases,
0:13.6	in an effort to uncover the truth.
0:15.8	Follow The Vanished on Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:20.4	Okay, Scotty.
0:21.8	I got, hmmm.
0:23.4	Here it is.
0:24.4	Okay.
0:24.9	How the Landlock State of Nebraska got its own Navy.
0:29.2	All right, let's buckle up for a very corny episode of bananas.
0:36.2	If I said something that looked your world on its head, would you believe me?
0:43.2	If I did throw your mind to a sillian pieces, would you believe me?
0:50.2	If I did throw your mind to a sillian pieces, would you believe me?
1:02.2	Traveling with Nana's Baby, Nana's Banana, Nana's Baby, Nana's Banana, Nana's Baby,
1:10.8	Guys, guys and Don Binary pals, welcome to bananas.
1:15.5	That is Scotty Landis.
1:17.3	That is the one and only, Kurt Bertieby, Kurt Brown-Oller.
1:22.6	We're doing a very, very special episode today because Kurt and I were talking off-air.
1:28.1	We have been bombarded with so many great stories from the beloved bananas.
1:33.4	We thought we would do a yard sale episode where we burn through a lot of stories.
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