Live from the Aladdin Theater

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.8 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

It's Bananas live from the Aladdin Theater in Portland! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who almost lost his penis after pubic hair cut off circulation, a man who snorkeled into a music festival, an Australian paraglider who landed and was immediately punched by kangaroo and how Jeff Koons is sending sculptures to the moon!

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Bridger Winegur and I host I said no gifts on exactly right.
0:04.2	Each week I invite my favorite people in comedy over for conversation and I tell them no
0:08.2	gifts, but every time they bring me a gift and then we have to talk about the gift.
0:12.6	It's infuriating.
0:13.6	You'll love it.
0:15.1	Listen to I said no gifts on Amazon Music Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:20.1	It's hard to imagine losing a loved one, a wife, a husband, a child.
0:24.4	For many, it's their biggest fear.
0:26.4	I'm Marissa Jones, host of The Vanished.
0:28.9	The podcast that tells the stories of often overlooked and unsolved missing persons cases
0:33.6	in an effort to uncover the truth.
0:35.7	Follow The Vanished on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:40.2	Scotty, you ready?
0:41.2	Ooh, I am ready to just laugh and laugh and laugh, KirbyB.
0:49.6	Man almost loses penis after pubic hair cuts off circulation.
0:57.4	Let's get into a very close call situation on this very special episode of Portland, bananas.
1:28.0	KNPP
1:35.5	Keihawnymati made that song, Keihawn.
1:39.9	We invite Keith A-
1:40.1	Keihawns and non-binary pals welcome to a live, bananas in Portland at the Aladdin Theatre.
1:51.5	Yeah that's good.
1:54.1	That's good.
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