Yard Hammers
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2025
⏱️ 154 minutes
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Originally Aired September 23, 2025: Former Twins closer Glen Perkins puts a wrap on the season. Janel Klein and C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Ludacris' giant hog.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey podcast pals. |
| 0:01.3 | Dana here to give you a friendly reminder before we get to our award-winning podcast |
| 0:05.5 | that now is the best time to get your furnace tuned up before we take a shot to the face |
| 0:10.3 | with cold Minnesota weather. |
| 0:11.7 | My pals at standard heating and air conditioning currently have same day and next day openings, |
| 0:16.8 | but they won't last long. |
| 0:18.1 | By the time October rolls around, if your furnace craps out, you'll be freezing your private parts off while dealing the side eye from your significant other and pets for not calling sooner. So give standard heating and air conditioning in a call today. Check this out. You can save up to 70 bucks on your tune-up with standard heating. Visit standardheating.com. that's standardheating.com to book today |
| 0:38.9 | the 93x her her last name is tracian tracian and then first name is penny |
| 0:49.3 | yeah yep penny trachian can you please meet your party at the pickup and returns desk? Penitration. Last name is Kenywan and the first name is Elsa. Elsa, Keny Wan. Again, Elsa, Kenny Wan. Also, Kian, to electronics. Thank you. Can you call for my brother to meet me up here real quick? I don't know who your brother is. His name's Dylan. Who, Dylan? |
| 1:11.1 | Yeah, Dylan. |
| 1:12.1 | He goes by Dill, though. |
| 1:13.2 | You can just say Dill. |
| 1:14.0 | What's his last name? |
| 1:15.0 | Dough. |
| 1:15.7 | Dill, Dough. |
| 1:18.3 | Showtime. There you go. |
| 1:31.3 | What the hell was happening there, Josh, at this ungodly hour? |
| 1:36.4 | We've got to thank Navy Vet Longcare Jesus out of Port Canaveral, Florida. |
| 1:41.0 | He sent me an email with a link to Instagram page I'll do my best to give |
| 1:48.5 | this out correctly underscore D-U-B-V-T underscore D-U-B-V-T and this guy has a whole |
| 1:56.1 | bunch of videos where he's pranking folks at stores to make announcements with fake people doing Doing the old Bart Simpson, huh? Oh, yeah, we used to do that growing up, too. You got your Phil McCracken, you got your bendover, your dick hurts. What was the second one? I didn't catch it, Elsa, something? Yeah, I want to play that for you over. Were they at the airport or at the Best Buy or something? That was at a retailer. So here. Elsa, I couldn't catch it. Okay. I want you to hear it again. All right. Her last name is Trachian. Tration. And then the first name is Penny. Penny. Trachian. Penny Trachian. Can you please meet your party at the pickup and returns desk? |
| 2:35.5 | Penny Trey. |
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