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Larry Miller Show

Yakov Is Nearly Weeping

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2013

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Hear a hilarious tale of how Larry and Jerry Seinfeld once unwittingly terrified a young Yakov Smirnoff. That leads to a re-telling of Larry's hilarious "one no good, five OK" story, where Larry, Jerry and Yakov go to Tijuana to buy fireworks. We do "They Were Expendable" on the Magic Movie Moment, in honor of Veterans Day and "Death Be Not Proud," by John Donne on The Poetry Corner. Quote Of The Week: "He was now the head and face of Jerry Seinfeld." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

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0:00.0

This is korola Digital.

0:06.0

This is Corolla Digital.

0:08.0

Hey kitties Adam Carolla here.

0:14.0

Been screwed over by a crappy contractor.

0:16.0

Who hasn't?

0:17.0

Put your hands down.

0:18.0

Especially those of you who are driving.

0:20.0

I got a show coming out on Spike TV called Catch A Contractor. How does it work?

0:23.8

We find that crappy contractor. We bring him back to fix what he screwed up.

0:29.2

Sound good? Feel like something you could benefit from? Good. If someone you know in the LA area has a home construction nightmare,

0:34.8

courtesy of a crappy contractor,

0:36.8

go to catch a contractor.com.

0:38.8

That's catch a contractor.com

0:40.8

and submit your info. From Level 5 City in Glendale,

0:46.0

it's this week with Larry Miller. And the Good evening Mr. and Mrs.

1:05.8

Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who says this week with Larry Miller. I'm Larry Miller

1:19.1

but in a way aren't we all and again that music makes me laugh and makes me smile. Now what so happens

1:26.4

we had to do it three times in a row because the first two times I made a small mistake

1:30.9

on speaking which is to say I couldn't speak really well and it and it was

1:36.8

a flub but you know what hearing that music three times was pretty neat for me. So I've got a big smile now and they get

1:45.8

better every week of course as you know that's the Jim Dunker Orchestra and the

1:51.6

Melanie Ross dancers featuring featuring Boy Tenner Conan J Robison asking the musical question

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