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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Express VPN: 3 extra months FREE when you use our special link https://www.expressvpn.com/netpositive AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.
0:15.0	On the net it's a positive.
0:17.0	Episode 102 net positive.
0:20.0	Episode 102 net positive. Welcome in everybody. John Chris in the studio with
0:28.0	new dad. Hey, new dad bro. How are you? How are you?
0:33.0	Coming to you alive from Dad Town, how are you?
0:35.0	Oh, yeah, he's a new man.
0:37.0	I told you, a lot of changes going on around here.
0:40.0	The old me is dead.
0:41.0	In the grave.
0:42.0	I think it's a Bibleverse. Yeah, you wake up with a different purpose. Yeah, no question, dude. The podcast, you wake up with other other priorities. Yeah, I'm like podcast. Yeah, for the rest of your life. What is that? Yeah, what do you mean? But it's a change is right. Yeah. I don't have a I don't have a child. It's
0:58.7	phenomenal man. I can't wait for you two someday. Yeah, it is fun.
1:02.5	Well, we just talked about that before we got started.
1:04.2	Yeah.
1:04.6	About how it's like, I wonder how people with kids think.
1:09.5	Once you have one
1:13.0	Yes, right? No question. Yeah, yeah.
1:15.0	Yeah, my mom had eight.
1:18.0	That is insane.
1:19.0	Why did she do that?
1:20.0	I have one and I don't know. Eight is crazy. Eight is insane.
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