The Roast of John Crist

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Skydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:STAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net. It's a positive Fire it up baby episode 101
0:26.2	uh net positive podcast we in the studio baby
0:30.2	you know what 101 means bro what does does it mean? You're about to learn today.
0:34.0	You're gonna learn today. Is that what the 101 is? That is what that means. You go to college, why is that?
0:39.8	This is the intro class. Why is it 101?
0:42.8	101.
0:43.3	It's level 100 and the first one.
0:45.6	101.
0:46.5	Oh, let's say, well, we'll introduce people if they're new.
0:49.7	Okay, if they are new or net positive.
0:51.2	We'll just start the whole thing over.
0:53.2	Let's see.
0:53.7	My name's John.
0:54.5	This is episode 101.
0:55.8	We talk about nothing.
0:57.4	Yeah, yeah.
0:58.4	Hi, I'm Alex, I help, I contribute
1:00.0	with the discussion of nothing.
1:01.5	Of nothing, dude, yeah, we don't do,
1:03.4	where are we, where did we start?
1:04.8	I have no idea, where are we going,
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