Hello, everyone and welcome to Secret Keepers Club. Thank you guys. So much Fitching and I'm

so happy to have you here. As always, my name is Carly Aqualino. I'm your host. We got a great

episode for you today. A bunch of emails that you guys sent into secret keepers club at gmail.com

that we're going to get to. A bunch of things on chichat, make you're about. Okay. Everybody's going to have a great week. We're going in good vibes only, girl. It's Monday. It's Monday. Monday is a fresh start. So whatever, whatever type of crusty shit I was doing over the weekend is none of my damn business. That's the old me. Okay, it's Monday. We're going in. I, I, well, here's the thing. I haven't really been going out that much lately,

which I know I've mentioned before, but I had gone out just by chance two nights in a row.

Actually, was it three? I'm not sure. But yeah, actually, I'm going to count the third one as three. So to be

fair, three nights and around, haven't really been drinking that much. The first night I had gone out

was Friday. I was like, oh, just go watch a Yankee game, have a couple beers. Girl, I had three

beers, okay? I had two Guinness and I had a Modello. And I ate like grilled

cheese or something before I left. Girl, I don't know what it is, but when I drink, I am,

I steal.

I can't help it.

I don't know who I'm stealing from.

I don't know why I'm stealing and I don't know that I stole until the next day when I find things in my purse. Okay.

And throughout the years, it's always been something.

Once I stole a, you know, roll a toilet paper from a from a restaurant i stole uh forbrize

like a you know like a air freshener i once stole a painting from a restaurant and gave it to a guy

i was on a date with and he still has it and we still talk and he's like by the way i still have that

painting that you stole from that restaurant i'm like i don't know what you're talking about. That's the old me. Again, it's the old me. I don't know what she was doing. And it's not like I'm like being loud and obnoxious. It's just like I must, I lay eyes on something. I'm like, I got to have it. Okay. I had gone out the other night. And while we were at

the bar, my vape died. So I was like, I'm going to run across the street to the smoke shop, get another

vape. I buy one vape. I check my Apple Pay. I bought one, one vape. Okay. Girl, why the next morning

I woke up with five vapes in my purse and a pair of AirPods that are not mine?

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