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Secret Keepers Club

Secret Keepers Club

Comedy

4.93.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Carly is back this week we’re answering emails and talking about embarrassing things !

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0:00.0

Hello, everyone and welcome to Secret Keepers Club. Thank you guys. Sorry much for tuning in. So happy to

0:07.4

have you here. As always, my name is Carly Aquilino. I'm your host. We got a great episode for you

0:10.9

today. A bunch of emails that you guys sent into secret keepers club at gmail.com that we're going to get

0:15.1

to a bunch of things on chitch out my girls about I, uh, guys, what have I, what have I been up to? Honestly, I haven't been going out. I have a

0:26.3

one track mine. I've been focusing on one thing and one thing only and that's not. And we're

0:30.7

going to talk about it next week. I promise. Okay, we're going to talk about it next week,

0:33.9

girls. But I'm trying to do it and that's all I can think about. So I'm not going

0:38.9

out. I'm not freaking flirting. Okay. This is all I'm thinking about. And what did I do? Well, I guess last

0:49.1

night I went to my besties house, she's preparing for a test, which by the way is insane.

0:56.4

As a grown woman to be preparing for a test is so jarring and scary because it's like, when's last time you actually

1:00.5

studied for something? And she has to take this like test for her job, this like finance exam.

1:07.0

So she could be like qualified to do other things.

1:16.0

And it's just like, I was like, is this all stuff you actually need to know?

1:20.1

But it's like an umbrella test where it's like you have to know about all these different sectors of finance like shit that she doesn't even work in.

1:22.9

So I'm like, it's giving school.

1:24.9

It's giving math in school where we had to learn all of this different math,

1:28.7

girl, I still count on my fingers. And you don't have the teachers you say, you're not going to

1:33.7

have a calculator with you all the time. Yes, I do, bitch. Who's laughing now? Who's laughing now?

1:39.4

Because I got a phone in my pocket and that has a calculator on it. So I don't need to know what 2 plus 2 is.

1:46.7

Delete that out of the school to begin with.

1:50.0

But that was always my toughest subject was math.

1:53.9

But God, we were going over these flashcards.

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