Y'all Ever Date in Lockdown?

Y'all Ever

Starburns Audio

Health & Fitness, Comedy, Mental Health

4.5 • 772 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Dave can't sleep and he has a zit, and he can't shut up about it. Hampton gives him some helpful hints about it. They read some messages from listeners that are literally successfully dating while in quarantine. Also some bidet mishaps. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sitting quietly once you've made the house all shiny.
0:04.0	Down time can be just fine playing bangers from the 90s.
0:08.0	Tea break.
0:09.0	Lunch break.
0:10.0	Maybe listen to the outbreak.
0:12.0	Sometimes it's not time for some tombollah, right?
0:15.0	It's enjoying lasagna time, chilling with a book time, or time to visit your nan time go on play some other time put your phone down
0:23.6	Tombollah open for fun terms apply 18 plus gamble aware.org
0:29.6	Starbanes are here
0:32.6	Y'all have a weird job stealth out Lying awake in bed
0:40.3	Ness got shit in your head
0:42.3	You'll never fuck with professional help
0:45.3	You'll ever try and control it
0:49.3	But your brain's trash and you know it
0:52.3	You'll ever listen to Ham getting Game
0:54.8	You smoke weed every day
0:57.2	Dave
0:58.8	What's wrong with your face?
1:03.3	Dude, I got a big old Zit, man
1:05.7	Fuck
1:06.6	Ugh
1:07.9	I'm like a teenager
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