Y'all Ever Almost Buy a Sex Doll?

Y'all Ever

Starburns Audio

Health & Fitness, Comedy, Mental Health

4.5 • 772 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Hampton go pretty riff-crazy this week. There was some pizza in there, and some murder, but the real highlight was System of a Down. This is a System-of-a-Down-heavy episode for SURE. They also read your stories, as always. This week featured stories of learning Korean and, of course, stories of sex with a pillow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sitting quietly once you've made the house all shiny.
0:04.0	Down time can be just fine playing bangers from the 90s.
0:08.0	Tea break.
0:09.0	Lunch break.
0:10.0	Maybe listen to the outbreak.
0:12.0	Sometimes it's not time for some tombollah, right?
0:15.0	It's enjoying lasagna time, chilling with a book time, or time to visit your nan time go on play some other time put your phone down
0:24.0	tombollah open for fun terms apply 18 plus gamble aware.org
0:29.3	starbans are here
0:32.4	y'all have a weird job south out
0:36.3	lying awake in bed
0:40.3	Messed up shit in your head
0:42.3	You'll never fuck with professional help
0:45.3	You'll ever try and control it
0:49.3	But your brain's trash and you know it
0:52.3	You'll ever listen to Hampton in game
0:54.9	Smoke weed every day
0:57.2	Hey, you're listening to y'all ever
1:00.6	I'm Goofus
1:01.6	And I'm Gallant
1:02.9	And this is a podcast
1:04.7	And that's a reference that Hampton knows and I don't
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