XXL HARD D*CK EASTERN CONFERENCE SUPER PREVIEW

Pod Don't Lie

Stavros Halkias

Comedy, Professional, Sports & Recreation

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

The boys break down the entire east into Hard Dick Contender Kings, Plump Nutted Princes of the Playoffs, the Semi Hard Jesters and the Baby Balls Bottom Feeders.

In the process we face some hard truths about which teams will be good, hate on Boston, and disrespect plenty of teams that probably don’t deserve it.

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0:00.0	They're talking basketball, they're fucking dumb as shit.
0:09.0	They're talking basketball, but they will make dumb as jokes.
0:20.0	I'm drinking a nice iced coffee. A lot of it.
0:23.0	This Phil Hanley, our buddy, uses this for negronies,
0:26.0	and I gotta tell you, it makes a nice difference.
0:28.0	We need like a good cocktail glass.
0:30.0	I love this theory.
0:32.0	Yeah. Yeah.
0:33.0	It is nice. I like to look at the glass.
0:35.0	I like to look through the glass.
0:37.0	It's like looking at titties through fishnets.
0:39.0	You know what I'm saying?
0:40.0	Like a fishnets shirt.
0:44.0	We'll leave that in.
0:45.0	We'll leave that in for the first.
0:46.0	I think we should do.
0:47.0	Yeah. I think you know what?
0:49.0	They're not listening for smooth sex jokes all the time.
0:53.0	Sometimes it's gotta be a little bumpy.
0:55.0	I'm excited for this.
0:58.0	Folks, welcome to pod don't lie.
1:00.0	We're, we're rolling.
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