Greetings listener dear I'm Tom I'm Ben I'm Matthew and welcome to the

special festive episode of Papi's flat share slamdown.

Very exciting, very exciting.

Oh, ho, ho, indeed, Clarky.

And a big one as well, because it's the first time we've done it live in what feels like ages.

Yeah and it might be the last time we do it live in ages.

I mean last year there was a tiny little window that we just missed

wasn't there when we're almost about to do one and then it didn't happen this

year we just about caught it and then there was a huge...

When we say we just about caught it.

Well this is... I mean in both senses.

We...

There was a huge spike in cases around London

basically a day after we'd recorded this.

So listen, while you're, I hope

while you're listening to this,

you have that in the back of your minds that it's our fault.

Have you boosted your ear canals because we don't know yet whether it can spread through the

the ear waves but let's let's see let's see.

And if by the way if you do see us in the street give us an ear wave.

And by the way when we're talking about spreading in a huge wave we aren't talking about the coron, when we're talking about spreading in a huge way, we aren't talking about

laughter and good times.

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